WorseThanScones.com

Here is another challenge that the large company of worsethanscones.com is willing to face. Mary Panda writes: “Speaking from experience I have come across many things worse than a scone. Scones you are not forced to eat… But homework… Now there’s no avoiding that!!” The truth is that homework is awful. It swamps your entire life, …

Here we go again with yet another entry by a man named Eric. Eric clearly states what he thinks is worse than scones: “I do agree with you that scones are dry, but there are worse things. Frozen for example. My daughter got a stupid Elsa wig and bounces around the house screaming obnoxious Frozen …

The nominations are rolling in now. Ted has chimed in with something he believes is worse than scones. Let’s check out what he has to say: “Dog poop has to be worse than scones. Poop is quite smelly and a pain to pick up!” Dog poop is gross. Anyone who has a dog knows what …

The extremely large staff here at worsethanscones.com would like to thank Maggie for the first nomination we have received. She believes centipedes are worse than scones. Her submission: “I disagree with you. There are many things worse than the scrumptious baked goods you call horrid. For example: centipedes. The nasty crawling beings are certainly worse …

Scones are awful, dry little crusty beings. They have the moisture content equal to desert sand. They should be thrown from boats into bodies of water to soak up oil spills, but they should never, ever be eaten. Have you ever enjoyed a tasty scone? No. You haven’t. Any scone that tastes good is simply …